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| 014. Echo - Dave Strider x Reader | by turntech-Testified, literature

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| 014. Echo - Dave Strider x Reader |

The first time you met him, you saw him as an insufferable bastard who texted during class time. Of course - you were far from wrong, but at the same time, you were teetering on the edge, because Dave Strider was not too much of an insufferable bastard if you decided to actually impress him. Sadly, at first, this was not your full intention. It was around English class, wherein one of your teachers had let you sit in the back because you really didn't want to sit in the front at all that day; you were going through too much bullshit assignments that you didn't finish due to God's wonderful gift we call procrastination. Lo and behold, there

The Morning After | Jake English x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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The Morning After | Jake English x Reader

[Name] DEFINITELY did not expect waking up in a room that wasn't hers, in a place she was sure looked like Jass'. And she definitely did NOT expect to see someone foreign beside her - but judging by the messy mop of black hair and cracked glasses, she assumed the worst - or maybe the best, even. Glitter decorated the room almost randomly, and she was terrified that it was her doing. The one beside her clearly wasn't fond of glitter - and once the guy had rolled over it had shown that yes; she did fuck Jake English last night, judging by the lack of clothing they both had and the scent of whiskey present in the already thick air. [Name] coul

Ringtone|Kiyotaka Ishimaru x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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Ringtone|Kiyotaka Ishimaru x Reader

It wasn't like him. He was Ishimaru Kiyotaka; he was the one who kept everyone in check. He was the best moral compass his friends had. He imposed rules and was a complete perfectionist. Falling in love was favourable in a school environment; but it was not supposed to be him who was going to. Ishimaru was going to go absolutely insane. He walked towards the third classroom, where he knew you were. You had a penchant for staying behind after class hours; you didn't exactly study even if you did. Ishimaru coughed, before he knocked and opened the door to the classroom. "May I enter?" "Ishimaru! Heya!" Oh, crud, he was going insane. He didn

Home Run|Leon Kuwata x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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Home Run|Leon Kuwata x Reader

He seemed to be having a great time practicing with Maizono Sayaka; you weren't going to deprive him of that. No, you weren't jealous - you were just being territorial. Being jealous is wanting what you didn't have, being territorial is just protecting what you already have. There was a huge difference between the two, and you were going to prove that point. Maizono wasn't flirting with Kuwata, but god damn they sat too fucking close to each other that you swore you were going to rip your eyes out. No, maybe Kuwata wasn't your boyfriend. He was one of your closest - if not already the closest! - friends, and you were sure that Maizono also w

From Afar|Eridan Ampora x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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From Afar|Eridan Ampora x Reader

- au - Eridan grinned at you from afar. No matter what day or time it was, you always managed to make him smile. Your overall personality was just so... alluring. He didn't understand why you kept his mood happy whenever you were around. Maybe it was because... no, he can't. That's not something Eridan would go to yet. He's six solar sweeps, for fuck's sake. Not.. yet... A year later and Eridan still has a habit of smiling at you, especially whenever you'd approach him and talk about how wonderful your day was, or when you'd ask him about what happened in his before you'd notice that smile, before Eridan would immediately hide it with a sco

Twirl|Kankri Vantas x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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Twirl|Kankri Vantas x Reader

Your father was a kind, gentle and appreciative man. He had told you to stop and smell the roses, to see the little pieces that form the bigger picture. He made you know and appreciate what life is, be it a human's or something smaller, like an insect. Maybe you never knew why he taught you that, but that was something out of the way. You stood in front of your ancestral house. This house was where you met the Beforans, the Alternians, eight teens the same as your age and two cherubs who were friendly enough if they wanted to be. And you loved it here, because whenever you'd host parties, your friends would call it 'the best'; and you never

Kiss Me|Dave Strider x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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Kiss Me|Dave Strider x Reader

Valentines' Day, Quadrants' Day, whatever the fuck people called it. 'Cause to be honest, it felt like it was Singles' Appreciation Day (SAD) for you. To be even more honest, you just had a crush on a self-proclaimed cool kid who really acted like a total hipster dork with how he was. Just take a look at his alchemized outfits. See? Hiiipster dooork! Always up to the trends... and collecting dead shit in jars? Man, he needs a life better than you did. Well, maybe you needed more of a life than him... Of course, you being you, you were too busy reading the ever-awesome webcomic The Midnight Crew; which was why you needed an actual, useful lif

Pranks|John Egbert x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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Pranks|John Egbert x Reader

It was already one in the morning, and John could still hear [favorite genre] music playing downstairs. His dad seemed to be keen with [Name] staying, and he loved the genre of music and can actually fall asleep with it, but jeez, what if he couldn't stand it? Sometimes he wondered how his father could be extremely annoying, even if nonetheless he still loved his dad. Going downstairs, he was greeted with [Name] on the sofabed, a hand straying to the side and her other hand dangling lazily. Her face was angelic. Peaceful. John grinned a bit; soon enough that won't be as peaceful. Why not do the typical whipped cream prank? His dad has a lot

Lies|Dave Strider x Reader LIME by turntech-Testified, literature

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Lies|Dave Strider x Reader LIME

Oh, you won't believe, The most amazing things, That could come from... Such terrible lies. Dave's hands were placed on your sides, gripping your waist tightly as you felt his lips on yours. You decided, that, as his tongue glided smoothly over your bottom lip, it was probably going to be leaving some fucked up bruises in the morning, but as of now, it was the last thought that was crossing your mind right now. Your lips separated from the former closed position, and you felt his tongue search your mouth hungrily, as if he were in the Sahara desert and you were the only source of water existent in it. The sensations were feeling like fire

Sleepless Nights | Dirk Strider x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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Sleepless Nights | Dirk Strider x Reader

And if you hurt me, It's okay, baby, only words bleed "Fine, then! You're sleeping on the fucking couch tonight, Strider, and don't even think of trying to get into my room!" you said angrily, voice wavering dangerously into a shout. The infamous smuppet-loving nineteen-year-old Dirk Strider has been your boyfriend for three years already, him moving into your apartment only a year ago. And it was slightly exasperating, with how stubborn Dirk could be, and then earlier, when you were telling him about how you hated your co-worker at Subway, he had suddenly cut in about how you always kept on ranting about how your problems were a bitch witho

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The Morning After | Jake English x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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The Morning After | Jake English x Reader

Ringtone|Kiyotaka Ishimaru x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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Home Run|Leon Kuwata x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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From Afar|Eridan Ampora x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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Pranks|John Egbert x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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Lies|Dave Strider x Reader LIME by turntech-Testified, literature

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Sleepless Nights | Dirk Strider x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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Need You Now | Davesprite x Reader by turntech-Testified, literature

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Need You Now | Davesprite x Reader

Picture perfect memories, Scattered all around the floor, Reaching for the phone, Cause I can't fight it anymore [Name] frustratedly screamed into her pillow befre throwing it across her room, annoyance etched clearly on her features. Five years - five years of friendship with Davesprite, the irkingly handsome birdsprite, was all thrown out the window in less than an hour with how bitchy life decided to be. It was also oh-so-motherfucking-convenient that it was already an hour or so past midnight, while sleep refused to give [Name] the grace that she needed. It was so ironic ([Name] flinched at the thought of the word) that whenever she need

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The Tension Is Real (Dirk x Reader) by KekeRox1, literature

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The Tension Is Real (Dirk x Reader)

A/N: HUGE TRIGGER WARNING!!! #VERY SEXUAL THEMES!! READ AT OWN RISK!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It was war between you and your boyfriend, Dirk. It all started when Dirk decided to challenge you to a bet. ~Flashback~ "Whoever breaks from pent up sexual desire first, loses." He said as he pulled you flush against him, his smirk ever present on his face. "And what do I get out of this?" You said, glaring at the triangle shaded, incredibly attractive Strider. He paused to think it over then gave you a devilish grin. "If you win, I'll do whatever you want me to, uncondit

God Tier Academy | Dirk x Reader {Introduction} by KaiSorRoxNam, literature

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God Tier Academy | Dirk x Reader {Introduction}

“In the Genesis Frog, there is a place called the Incipisphere. The Incipisphere is home to our galaxy. In our Galaxy, there are four main Planets or ‘components’. Earth, where all Human life flourishes. Alternia, home to the trolls, an ancient species whose superiority complex has led them into complete denial that humans are able to live without a hierarchy or monarch, The Comet Belt, where all cherubs, another alien species sharing DNA links to the Trolls, albeit slightly more violent, spend their days in solitude until they reach maturity and venture out into the cosmos, and then, there is Skaia. Skaia is the planet in

Requests by turntech-Testified, journal

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Nov 2, 2015

♡ r e q u e s t s ♡ Requests are OPEN! 1. Three requests per deviant, if it's alright? I don't want to be burdened by a LOT of requests, so please limit your requests to three. 2. Depending if you'd ask nicely ( ~pervydavespriteplz (https://www.deviantart.com/pervydavespriteplz) ) I might make Lemons; however, I also do Sadstuck, Fluff, Limes... maybe even series! 3. Speaking of series, your three requests will be full if you request a series, so choose if you want three separate oneshots OR a series. 4. I can do Male!Reader/Fem!Character, Fem!Reader/Fem!Character. Male!Reader/Male!Character's fine, but I'll only do it if you're a friend of mine, basically acting like

Blank Homestuck OC Sheet Thing by LarkortheNightingale, literature

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Blank Homestuck OC Sheet Thing

Basic Information: Name: Species: Gender: Age: Derse or Prospit?: Fetch Modus: Strife Specibus: Weapon: Game Entry Item: (John's apple, Dave's egg, etc) Sprite: (Prototypes, pre- or post-entry, and final form) Exile: (Their name and function pre- and post-exile) Server Player: Client Player: Title: _____ of _____ Active or Passive?: Medium: Land of ____ and ____ Denizen: Troll-Specific Information: (Human characters delete this section!) Blood color: Symbol: (Describe its appearance and how you thought of it) Lusus: Ancestor: Hive: (Appearance and general location) Horns: Trolltag: Quirk: Matesprit: Kismesis: Moir

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Hi! I'm a thirteen-year-old girl, and you can call me J or any nickname you want to call me, haha! I'm a fan of Homestuck, and I also have a Quotev and FictionPad with the same username as my dA. I love the trolls, but the Beta and Alpha kids are just so adorable ;;u;;

I'm a sucker for Dirk Strider Reader Inserts and I also love reading and writing songfics. Overall, I love a lot of things, but Homestuck stands out. B)

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The Hunger Games | The Maze Runner | HENERAL LUNA | Night at The Museum

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Family Guy | Steven Universe | SOUTH PARK | Adventure Time

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Maroon 5 | Imagine Dragons | FALL OUT BOY | Coldplay

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Danielle Paige | J.K ROWLING | Rick Riordan

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Plants vs. Zombies 2 | Geometry Dash | 94 Seconds | FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S SERIES

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turntech-Testified

Apr 13, 2016

homESTUCK HAS UPD8ED I F*CKIN REPEAT HOMESTUCK HAS UPD8ED AAAAAAAH

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turntech-Testified

Nov 6, 2015

Accounts

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Hey, guys! I recently made a new account and it's for Homestuck character help! If you need any help for character building (I also review characters!) you can go there if you want! You can find it at HomestuckHelp (https://www.deviantart.com/homestuckhelp)! :D

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turntech-Testified

Nov 3, 2015

Devious Journal Entry

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Apparently, I saw that deviantART had this thing that involved a questionnaire. So maybe: why not do it? xD How long have you been on DeviantArt? What does your username mean? Describe yourself in three words. Are you left or right handed? What was your first deviation? What is your favourite type of art to create? If you could instantly master a different art style, what would it be? What was your first favourite? What type of art do you tend to favourite the most? Who is your all-time favourite deviant artist? If you could meet anyone on DeviantArt in person, who would it be? How has a fellow deviant impacted your life? What are your pref

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!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!

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